1 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:22,000 < Universal v DDR ^ humor > 2 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:23,920 _ _ __ __ __ __ 3 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:24,160 _ 8 __ __ __ __ 4 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:24,400 _ 8 __ __ __ 42 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:24,640 4 8 __ __ __ 42 6 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:24,880 4 8 __ 16 __ 42 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,120 4 8 __ 16 23 42 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:25,560 4 8 15 16 23 42 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,840 >: 108 minutes of fun 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,520 Roxor games 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,280 and 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,840 Xsoft SSH (Studio of Situational Humour) 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,840 presents 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,760 DDR / ITG remake 15 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,320 Ali G in DDR house 16 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,080 [ Ali G in DDR house ] 17 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,160 /* Ali G in DDR house */ 18 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:11,840 ( Ali G in DDR house ) 19 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,120 ( Ali G in DDR house ); 20 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,000 135 songs 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,880 1000 stepcharts 22 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,560 45 courses 23 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:30,527 Look, the brother of Ole Hoie Petter! 24 00:01:30,704 --> 00:01:33,261 - I haven't seen you jumping much lately... - It ain't true... 25 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,464 - Shut up! 26 00:01:38,345 --> 00:01:40,960 It's time to give you two a beginner lesson. 27 00:01:41,181 --> 00:01:42,808 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 28 00:01:44,683 --> 00:01:47,744 Step back unless you want me to bust a cap in your ass. 29 00:01:48,488 --> 00:01:52,253 This is my hood and these girls belong to me. 30 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:57,292 "Belong"? That is a very sexist way to talk about these cosplayers. 31 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:05,800 Bonjour, J'ai ma appeIIe AIi. 32 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,160 Yasu is my personal friend... 33 00:02:27,492 --> 00:02:29,617 You made me use me last tissue. 34 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:32,254 How am I supposed to clean my pad now?! 35 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,880 - What the hell do you think? 36 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,760 You're playing on Cobalt Flux, 37 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,360 then you buy ITG dedicabs, 38 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,240 and then PIU Pro. 39 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,080 You don't need a tissue for these. 40 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:41,929 - You what? 41 00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:45,869 Speak to the hand, cos the face, it ain't listening. 42 00:02:52,142 --> 00:02:53,869 Pardon me. 43 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,869 Ooh! 44 00:03:18,945 --> 00:03:22,472 Remember, arcade is the most precious gift 45 00:03:22,782 --> 00:03:24,007 that Jah has given us. 46 00:04:05,392 --> 00:04:06,289 You Fail... 47 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:11,351 You saved us. 48 00:04:11,831 --> 00:04:14,320 l just really want to thank you. 49 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:21,800 You've got 7 pedals for Beatmania IIDX 50 00:04:24,411 --> 00:04:26,538 Yes, I'll turn on my asist tick for you. 51 00:04:33,164 --> 00:04:35,464 That's very nice... 52 00:04:45,962 --> 00:04:47,395 Oh, Phortos, no! 53 00:04:51,571 --> 00:04:52,397 Whatever. 54 00:04:57,609 --> 00:04:58,635 Yeah, baby. 55 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:00,333 Play Wiiiith the balls. 56 00:05:00,578 --> 00:05:01,270 Good dog. 57 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:02,703 Ali? Are you awake? 58 00:05:03,145 --> 00:05:03,945 For real. 59 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,411 Ali-Pally, do you know how late it is? 60 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:08,244 You're still in bed, all asleep. - Sorry. 61 00:05:09,953 --> 00:05:12,680 - mDaWg just posted ITG2 R9 release on SOWS... 62 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:19,288 It has new simfiles from ITG Project ... 63 00:05:20,765 --> 00:05:24,134 Don't you wanna get up and try them ... ? 64 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,634 Isn't staying in bed better? 65 00:05:30,977 --> 00:05:35,171 - I think it is. - Ali, you shouldn't be playing DDR when not standing on a pad... 66 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:37,814 You're teaching your class today... 67 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,207 Wicked. 68 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,619 Out of bed, choppy chop... 69 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,279 ALI MY BITCH 70 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,279 RE5PEKT 71 00:06:32,484 --> 00:06:33,484 Welcome to OSLO 72 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:53,981 Respekt. 73 00:06:54,423 --> 00:06:57,051 So, what's going down in Oslo, my niggers? 74 00:06:57,296 --> 00:07:00,000 Nigger, we just be jumpin', singin', para-dancin'... 75 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:03,200 Flow and Velfarre... noob. - Noob? 76 00:07:04,504 --> 00:07:06,798 Juicy, you're wearing green? 77 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:10,765 I knew it, you're joining ITG Freak, is that it? 78 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:12,171 Let's stab him. 79 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:13,339 Wait! 80 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:15,782 My mum put my yellow top in the washing machine. 81 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:18,600 Then she put in my brother's blue ITG socks, too. She didn't know they're not colour-fast... 82 00:07:18,681 --> 00:07:22,416 All right. But you tell her that in the ghetto, 83 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:25,600 washing non-coloufast synthetics at 60 degrees... 84 00:07:25,692 --> 00:07:27,421 could be fatal... 85 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,055 Will you boys move? 86 00:07:29,229 --> 00:07:30,856 I've told you, that here's a place for unloading arcades 87 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,125 Hey, yo, yo, yo, what's the problem? 88 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:35,063 Four brothers chilling out, 89 00:07:35,297 --> 00:07:38,134 maxing, relaxing, it ain't too taxing. Rolls! 90 00:07:39,038 --> 00:07:39,697 Move! 91 00:07:40,073 --> 00:07:42,098 We'll sit on the bench. Yes.... 92 00:07:49,349 --> 00:07:50,642 ITG Freak. 93 00:07:51,647 --> 00:07:56,350 If it ain't the Czech DDR, outside their precoius centre. 94 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,946 Damn, I should've mentioned something from Konami, not from Roxor. 95 00:08:19,946 --> 00:08:22,740 Anyways, you is on our turf... 96 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:25,614 Once you pass the Bumble-bee Nursery, 97 00:08:25,614 --> 00:08:29,516 just before the mini-roundabout, there at the kid's playground with the arcade... 98 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:32,089 Then you is on OUR turf. - We don't care. - Oh, yeah? 99 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,954 Your mama is so fat... 100 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,458 That on the last gathering she didn't even pass Driven course, 101 00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:40,700 people them-a walk by and say, 102 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,426 Look at that hip-hop lamer... 103 00:08:43,636 --> 00:08:44,694 That ain't fair. 104 00:08:45,301 --> 00:08:46,495 It was on intense... 105 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:50,139 Let's leave these noobs... 106 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,480 Max 30 107 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,040 -Battle mode- 108 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,880 Max 20 109 00:09:04,156 --> 00:09:04,160 Slow down! 110 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,040 Beware, new speed mod. 111 00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:12,619 Stop... 112 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,894 Stop & GO! nOObz. Round failed^2 113 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:16,721 Fucking freaks, they're gona get themselves killed! 114 00:09:16,836 --> 00:09:18,394 Yo, yo, it's the LAPD. 115 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:20,657 Yeah? And? 116 00:09:22,671 --> 00:09:26,202 Oh, you're my man... 117 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,340 l is feeling it. You rocking it? 118 00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:29,044 l'm feeling it. 119 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:29,678 l'm checking it. 120 00:09:29,678 --> 00:09:30,346 l'm feeling it. 121 00:09:30,346 --> 00:09:31,084 l'm checking it. 122 00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:31,847 l'm kissing it. 123 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:32,781 l'm checking it. 124 00:09:32,982 --> 00:09:33,607 Right. 125 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,175 Wait. l is gonna be late for me class. Let's go... 126 00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:09,843 DWI, FFR and PyDance are destroying our community. 127 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,459 So when a brother decides to install something else, he deserves our respect... 128 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:15,887 So let's big it up for Darren, 129 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:20,191 He's playing on the only right simulator Stepmania 3.9... 130 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:22,697 Erm, 4.00 CVS... - Whatever. 131 00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,433 Me don't wanna say this but... 132 00:10:25,705 --> 00:10:28,727 most of you ain't never gonna play 11-footers. 133 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:29,920 Puck 134 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:30,920 3DDX 135 00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:33,428 Fascination MaxX... 136 00:10:33,579 --> 00:10:36,012 Look, he's crying. Homo! Homo! 137 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:39,408 We'll have none of that language here. 138 00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:44,400 The word is nOOb. - nOOb, nOOb. 139 00:10:44,691 --> 00:10:45,220 Better. 140 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,213 Everybody up! 141 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,154 Time to give out this week's badges. 142 00:10:48,695 --> 00:10:50,793 First, big it up for me main man 143 00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:54,255 Nekura who has finally got another QoL badge. 144 00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,965 And also a badge for building a pad. 145 00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:58,923 Try the flamingo mod on it. 146 00:10:59,272 --> 00:11:00,398 Respect. 147 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,769 Since you has got your fifth badge, 148 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,303 you has earned your second slit. 149 00:11:06,742 --> 00:11:08,941 Hopefully one day you'll get to be Rubb's level. 150 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,711 Rubbinnexx, if you continue like this, you'll get the songs from ITG3.. 151 00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:17,820 I don't have any. - Well, I have got millions. 152 00:11:18,656 --> 00:11:22,055 Now, remember - without music, we is nothing. 153 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,129 So, posse, keep it real! 154 00:11:25,594 --> 00:11:27,156 Keep it real! 155 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,190 Keep it real! 156 00:11:29,665 --> 00:11:32,301 On the streets you have to know, where in your vicinity 157 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:34,068 is the nearest arcade, or Czech DDR member. 158 00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:38,671 So let's start with a very basic trust exercise. 159 00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:42,475 One, two, three. 160 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:43,800 Ali, can l have a word? 161 00:11:44,217 --> 00:11:44,842 Sure. 162 00:11:45,547 --> 00:11:47,314 It's about the centre. 163 00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:50,680 l know how much these classes mean to you... 164 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,988 and how much the kids enjoy them... 165 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 - poor boy got roXored :) - 166 00:11:55,157 --> 00:11:57,489 But the government's withdrawn our funding. 167 00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:00,923 They're closing down our whole arcade centre. 168 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,635 WTF? 169 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:09,074 How is these kids meant to get to DDR/ITG now? 170 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,835 They'll have to go somewhere else. 171 00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:14,843 Somewhere else? Do you know what this centre means to them? 172 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,206 And to me... 173 00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:20,042 This is the spiritual possesion of all Czech DDR players. 174 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,916 Something like boxor for Lil Q. 175 00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:25,884 Like dongle for GRIM... 176 00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:30,222 And it's here where I have first hear Kyle Ward's music. 177 00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:34,657 Ali, there's nothing you can do... 178 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:38,135 Now, you better go and tell the kids. 179 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,784 l ain't never gonna let them close us down. 180 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:03,118 Keep it real, yeah? 181 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:10,264 Prime minister from Seattle - briefing in 30 minutes... 182 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:12,866 'And the Deputy Prime Minister wishes to speak to you.' 183 00:13:13,005 --> 00:13:14,063 Do you have the poll results yet? 184 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:14,794 Sorry. 185 00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:16,031 I wish I hadn't. 186 00:13:16,305 --> 00:13:18,296 He loses 22 points. 187 00:13:18,778 --> 00:13:20,674 And Marrice? - 23 points. 188 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,381 The youth vote's deserting us in droves. 189 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:26,040 All those your people are gone. 190 00:13:26,281 --> 00:13:27,543 I mean our people, you know I am... 191 00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:29,880 Don't be silly. - Will we lose this by-election? 192 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,148 We haven't lost Oslo in 20 years 193 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,785 and we're not about to start 194 00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:36,524 We just have an image problem. 195 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,422 We have to find a candidate who will improve that image. 196 00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:41,063 Somebody young. 197 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:44,500 Someobody original. 198 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,532 Somebody ethnic. 199 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:48,198 - Exactly. - You're right, Myst . 200 00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:50,303 We need someone special. 201 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,801 Someone who can do the 15-footers. 202 00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:53,406 Somebody who has the precision in his ear. 203 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:58,215 - ls me Julie about? - She's upstairs. 204 00:13:59,952 --> 00:14:03,042 Hello, baby, l's been missing you so much today. 205 00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:07,486 You is looking so fine.... All I want to do is launch Paranoia Survivor Max and... 206 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:08,920 AIi! 207 00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:10,627 Hello, me Julie. 208 00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:12,592 Stop seducing Piggy and come here. 209 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,053 l got confused. 210 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,094 You're never confused with Laumma. 211 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,487 Hello, Ali. 212 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:21,359 Hello. You know you is me only bitch. 213 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:27,734 When me close me eyes, you is the only girl me think about. 214 00:14:35,388 --> 00:14:36,582 Ali, open your eyes. 215 00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:39,352 Sorry, there was something in them. 216 00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:42,089 Because there's these fleas going around, 217 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:44,752 two of them, coming in again 218 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,288 and they're in me eyes! 219 00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:52,066 You've been a very bad boy and you need to be punished. 220 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:53,565 Are you a bad boy? 221 00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:55,400 Yes, l am. 222 00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,798 My pad is so dry. 223 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:01,002 So for being a bad boy, l want you to rub oil onto it, 224 00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:04,735 Paying special attention to the UP and DOWN arrows. 225 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,649 OK, l will do that. 226 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:10,150 But first, l want you to take your hat off. 227 00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:11,956 You naughty boy. 228 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,914 But me never take me hat off. 229 00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,420 You take that off and l'll clear Pandemonium here. 230 00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:17,758 Ok. 231 00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:27,065 Now l'm going to milk you. 232 00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:28,862 AIi. 233 00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:30,162 Give me one more sec. 234 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,080 Behave, Alistair. 235 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,108 J. Lo, they is closing down the arcade centre. 236 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:39,878 l is gonna go on hunger strike until they save it...or until l die... 237 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:44,447 If I die, I'll join Chris in the Stepmania heaven. 238 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:48,260 So, that's why I came here to play one last time. 239 00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:50,821 I think Thomas Banga would like to add something maybe... 240 00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:51,923 Can you beat Sakura? 241 00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:53,531 I got no problem with that. You do? 242 00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:54,458 AIi... 243 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,731 Don't do nothing stupid, all right? 244 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,036 Hear me now. She ain't really me Julie. 245 00:16:08,214 --> 00:16:11,236 ln real life l is going out with someone much fitter. 246 00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:14,673 But they do that to make me more accessible. 247 00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:19,650 which means you girls which want to stomp with me... I play on reverse too. 248 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:28,456 OK, you got ten seconds till you start. 249 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,099 OK, and go. 250 00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:36,905 Mr G, why are you on hunger strike? 251 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:43,010 ln the struggle for justice. 252 00:16:43,612 --> 00:16:45,641 l is willing to lay down me life. 253 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,680 Just like Kasu and K-Dog did. 254 00:16:52,421 --> 00:16:54,518 This is the local party chairman. Colin Barker. 255 00:16:54,923 --> 00:16:56,288 He has some names for the by-election. 256 00:16:56,762 --> 00:17:00,198 This is a great honour. l've always admired... 257 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,229 My nicnkname is Myst. - Right. 258 00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:08,968 There are three really outstanding candidates that match your criteria. 259 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:11,239 Top of the list is LilQ. 260 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,608 3 years of exprience, player of ITG1, ITG2 He was at NAT05. Gained 4 stars. 261 00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:17,805 Have you tried these new chicken dippers? 262 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,014 They're really good. 263 00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,140 Oh yeah, they're awesome. 264 00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:21,647 What sauce are you going for? 265 00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:24,014 l think it's barbecue. 266 00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:33,395 l can't take it! 267 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:43,568 Chicken dippers! 268 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,000 Good, we can go home now. 269 00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:50,141 Oh, nips. l'll get the keys, yeah? 270 00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:55,049 Starting again from...now! 271 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:00,389 No. 272 00:18:05,727 --> 00:18:07,854 What has we got here, then? 273 00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:10,365 l was doing a serious protest. 274 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:13,334 ln that case, we'll leave you to it. 275 00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:14,464 Oh, thanks. 276 00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:17,700 With an additional mode, though. 277 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:39,400 Grow, Biggie, grow. 278 00:18:42,199 --> 00:18:44,400 Queen of Light, Queen of Light! 279 00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:50,400 Queen of Light on reverse with modes beat, add mine and boomerang! 280 00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:58,473 Look here now! Look at my massive beast! 281 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Look what mode - beat does! 282 00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,343 You ITG freak! 283 00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:14,800 Oh, God. This bar is really dirty... 284 00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:17,800 lt's going to need a lot of polishing. 285 00:19:19,835 --> 00:19:23,362 Pandemonium 99.83%. VerTex^2 100% Peak combo 34 000. 286 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:27,146 Rodent, is there any reason why an absurdly dressed, half-naked man 287 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:32,603 chained to a fence, shouldn't clear Butterfly on easy? 288 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:39,922 lgnore him. lt's the local idiot making some pathetic protest. 289 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,800 Unchain him and bring him in here. 290 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:46,359 - But l'm trying to... - Bring him in, beaver. 291 00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:51,797 Straight ahead at the top of the stairs. 292 00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:36,048 l'm Charlene Sr., the Deputy Prime Minister's secretary. 293 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,916 Come in and you can pull your pants up now. 294 00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:49,455 Hello, l'm Myst from DDRUK, the Deputy Prime Minister. 295 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:53,216 Hello. l is Ali G, and I dominate in I.T.G. 296 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:55,693 I can do Vertex^2 and Bumble Bee... 297 00:20:56,435 --> 00:20:59,366 And the number of never released ITG... - Three. 298 00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:04,035 I don't score on A, not on B, not on C, not on D, not on... 299 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:09,180 E, not on... 300 00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:15,515 F, but on.. - G 301 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,650 Bo! Your rhymes is tight for a monkey, yes, sir. 302 00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:20,923 That's his full name and address. 303 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800 Tell me, Ali, do you have a job? 304 00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:26,255 l is recently gone on the dole. 305 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:27,931 When? 306 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,767 Eight years and three months ago. 307 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:33,197 lt says here you claim disability. 308 00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:36,273 Yes, l is actually spasticated. 309 00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:38,504 A terrible injury on IIDX... 310 00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:41,407 I ain't got full mobility in me mixing finger. 311 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,146 Everything down there is still working. Oh, yes. Yes. 312 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,082 Ali, erm...would you sit down? Please, sit down. 313 00:21:56,528 --> 00:21:58,992 Would you ever become a member of parliament? 314 00:21:59,164 --> 00:22:01,187 What for? lt's full of freaks... 315 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:04,731 That's a little harsh. I'm a member too, am I a freak? 316 00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:05,728 Yes. 317 00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:08,701 Let's try a different angle. 318 00:22:09,471 --> 00:22:12,933 ls there nothing you'd like to change? 319 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,273 Me'd wanna save the arcade centre. 320 00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:16,639 Obviusly... 321 00:22:16,978 --> 00:22:18,946 As the MP for Oslo, you could achieve that. 322 00:22:19,948 --> 00:22:22,546 Would you stand in this by-election? 323 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:25,312 Me gotta be honest. Me ain't actually interested. 324 00:22:25,687 --> 00:22:28,524 I mean, I played para with two girls. 325 00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:33,489 I seen it on the internet, but it didn't look that good. 326 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:36,062 When I'm playin' para with a man, and on the top of it that noob isn't good at it. 327 00:22:36,331 --> 00:22:37,958 A lot of people say never say never 328 00:22:38,199 --> 00:22:41,726 But even though I feel strong, standing at the Para Para arcade... 329 00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:43,960 I'll never step onto it. 330 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,510 Do you understand me? -Yes. 331 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:50,408 Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you. 332 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,520 Myst... 333 00:22:56,755 --> 00:22:57,843 Later, sweetheart. 334 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000 -showing off with reverse, left, right, random- -and no mines- 335 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,541 Myst, what are you doing? 336 00:23:18,073 --> 00:23:20,679 He was the biggest idiot l have ever met. Choose him... 337 00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:23,337 and we'll never win... - I know. 338 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,244 There'll be a leadership crisis, noone will trust them 339 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 nOOb, nOOb, nOOb xD 340 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:27,909 The PM will be out. 341 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,519 And who could possibly replace him? 342 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:36,386 Ali has two weeks to lose us 18,000 votes. 343 00:23:36,662 --> 00:23:39,130 Let's get him on the campaign trail. 344 00:23:43,364 --> 00:23:47,668 Easy, rude boy. Me name be Ali G and me is here representing Oslo. 345 00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:49,597 Can me count on your vote? 346 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:51,642 - Definitely not. 347 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,738 Doesn't matter, nOOb. 348 00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:55,320 Seeing as l is here, 349 00:23:56,244 --> 00:23:58,520 could me interest you in an anti-slip powder for CF? 350 00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:02,849 Jenda, it's your turn with the letterbox. 351 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,215 Our anti-fat programme has won lots of praise. 352 00:24:06,391 --> 00:24:09,823 It sufficed to put ITG for PE class in all schools. 353 00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:14,190 This is AdamStyle's brother, that can't clear even 1234 007 on easy. 354 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,824 l ain't surprised. Look at him. 355 00:24:17,302 --> 00:24:19,198 Hey, fatty bum bum. Hey, fatty bum bum. 356 00:24:19,437 --> 00:24:21,231 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 0 0 7. 357 00:24:21,603 --> 00:24:23,404 Hey! Want another How to play? 358 00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:30,779 He is well fat, isn't he? 359 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,000 Ike Ike - I'm Ali G ... 360 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,480 Ike Ike - I have new arcades for you. 361 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,720 Ike Ike - Magic dance 362 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,000 Ike Ike - Magic dance and no Butterfly ... 363 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,320 Yeah, yeah! 364 00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:46,600 WE WANT SONGS LIKE BUTTERFLY 365 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,120 No worries. I'll send for ZiGZaG 366 00:24:49,464 --> 00:24:51,489 And he'll show you 367 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:55,330 that even harder, harder things can be cleared... 368 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,644 ..like Butterfly on standard. 369 00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:04,606 Don't worry. He'll make it. 370 00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:09,083 Ladies and gentlemen, to commemorate the town hall extension, 371 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:11,820 we're asking all the candidates 372 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:12,920 to show some mode. 373 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,917 Ali, could you teach us some? 374 00:25:16,528 --> 00:25:19,429 - Me? - We would be honoured. - ln front of everyone? 375 00:25:19,665 --> 00:25:20,290 Yes. 376 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,200 Xuxa step with Accel, Deccel and Beat. 377 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,284 This is absolutely vital. 378 00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:42,253 10 days ago we were 14 points ahead, 379 00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:43,817 with one day to go we are eight points behind. 380 00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:47,421 Listen. Did you get the manifesto that l sent to you? 381 00:25:50,024 --> 00:25:54,024 Out of paper... - Really? 382 00:26:01,139 --> 00:26:04,539 - Out of paper. - For real? - Wicked. 383 00:26:06,411 --> 00:26:08,705 Yes. lt was very helpful. 384 00:26:09,014 --> 00:26:10,413 30 seconds till we're on air. 385 00:26:10,578 --> 00:26:11,514 Come with me. 386 00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:12,837 Good luck. 387 00:26:14,019 --> 00:26:14,982 Don't hold back. 388 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:25,326 ln the most crucial by-election of the past decade, 389 00:26:25,326 --> 00:26:28,500 we're joined by ex-Environment Secretary Glenn Maynard 390 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,693 and newcomer Ali G. 391 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,235 This debate will help you 392 00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:35,065 make up your mind. 393 00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:38,674 Ali, if elected, what would you do for Oslo? 394 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,840 Me'd save the Arcade centre. 395 00:26:42,243 --> 00:26:45,284 You can't mean your sole policy is to save a centre 396 00:26:45,284 --> 00:26:48,185 that has so few songs... and is a terrible drain on our funds? 397 00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:50,915 What are your other policies? 398 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,812 My other policies? 399 00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:56,017 Yes, you must have some. 400 00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:07,139 l think it is well important to increase diffee-cull-tees. 401 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,360 and also to invest in the speeding up of nurses. 402 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,075 nurses or NHS (Normal-Highspeed-Settings) 403 00:27:18,212 --> 00:27:19,410 You're reading from my sheet. 404 00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:21,582 No, l ain't. l is thought of them things myself. 405 00:27:21,582 --> 00:27:22,917 You copied from me! 406 00:27:23,217 --> 00:27:24,479 lt wasn't me. 407 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:28,291 Then perhaps you'd tell me how stands the EMS? 408 00:27:28,894 --> 00:27:29,687 No problem. 409 00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:32,351 It still can connect two pads at once. 410 00:27:32,562 --> 00:27:34,329 And to be honest, I'm not much into other adapters 411 00:27:34,329 --> 00:27:38,133 The voters of Oslo deserve better. 412 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:39,538 You're making a mockery of this debate. 413 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:41,937 What? ls you looking in the mirror? 414 00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:44,276 What you're doing gives the voters an obvious signal 415 00:27:44,276 --> 00:27:46,403 about how big a nOOb you are. 416 00:27:46,741 --> 00:27:48,679 Talking about yourself again? 417 00:27:49,514 --> 00:27:53,143 You are an embarrassment to the people of Oslo. 418 00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:56,312 That is not a nice way to talk about your mum. 419 00:27:56,555 --> 00:28:01,318 l put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate 420 00:28:01,489 --> 00:28:04,053 ever put forward by your miserable party. 421 00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:06,023 Well, l put it to you... 422 00:28:15,203 --> 00:28:17,068 that you sucked off a horse. 423 00:28:21,342 --> 00:28:23,437 l did not, er...suck off a horse. 424 00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:28,474 l have already dealt with this issue with the party chairman 425 00:28:28,716 --> 00:28:34,886 and as l explained to him, l was out hunting with a friend 426 00:28:35,323 --> 00:28:39,889 and l slipped onto the end of a horse's phallus, 427 00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:47,862 which, unfortunately, owing to it being the mating season... 428 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:54,625 Why is he going? 429 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:03,281 Does he need to go and do a pony? 430 00:29:07,822 --> 00:29:11,588 Tell you what, they ought to read the gallop polls tomorrow! 431 00:29:11,763 --> 00:29:13,694 More drama with the unexpected withdrawal of Glenn Maynard. 432 00:29:13,694 --> 00:29:15,667 Tomorrow's vote is now between 433 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,063 Damien and Ali G... 434 00:29:18,232 --> 00:29:19,859 'with the result too close to call.' 435 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:25,668 Damien Roxorboxu, Liberal Democrat, 5,080 votes. 436 00:29:28,647 --> 00:29:31,673 Alistair Leslie Gramham. - Who? 437 00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:33,071 What a stupid name. 438 00:29:33,785 --> 00:29:36,614 5,086 votes. 439 00:29:37,452 --> 00:29:38,650 You won! You did it! 440 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:46,056 Ali G has been duly elected as Member of Parliament 441 00:29:46,461 --> 00:29:47,086 for Oslo. 442 00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:56,065 Do you want to see the new Member of Parliament, aight? 443 00:30:00,545 --> 00:30:02,172 Look how l is touching meself. 444 00:30:02,944 --> 00:30:03,915 Do you like that? 445 00:30:04,712 --> 00:30:06,441 ls that turning you on? 446 00:30:06,714 --> 00:30:07,685 Not really. 447 00:30:08,483 --> 00:30:11,452 Give a kiss to Mr Gherkin. 448 00:30:12,023 --> 00:30:15,186 You're so long and hard! 449 00:30:15,723 --> 00:30:17,285 That's a hold arrow. 450 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,199 Now, let's get jiggy. 451 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:36,520 Didn't you hear Xuxa? 452 00:30:51,328 --> 00:30:56,063 Hi. Respect, respect... How's it goin'? 453 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:59,726 l know you. You was the man that cleared Faxx, right? 454 00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:02,803 Respekt. 455 00:31:06,104 --> 00:31:09,104 Because this government... Order! Order! 456 00:31:11,895 --> 00:31:16,895 This government's conduct of economic policy... 457 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,199 They is dissin' our posse. l is gonna sort this. 458 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,893 Does someone have the printed stepcharts here... ? 459 00:31:47,786 --> 00:31:48,878 What is he doing? 460 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:51,215 l'm not sure, Prime Minister. 461 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:58,296 No one will tell me to calm down. - shhhhh. 462 00:31:58,296 --> 00:31:59,388 Relax talkie. 463 00:32:07,172 --> 00:32:08,139 Look at yourself. 464 00:32:09,237 --> 00:32:11,865 The only thing you are doing whole day is stepping on each other's pad. 465 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:19,441 RESTEP. Do you know what I've just spelled? 466 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,400 Restep? 467 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,079 Yeah. Re-step. 468 00:32:28,893 --> 00:32:32,727 How long can people re-step one song, 469 00:32:32,727 --> 00:32:35,928 when you even dind't start. 470 00:32:36,564 --> 00:32:38,763 Then share re-step to each other. 471 00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:40,968 Can we put them in StepMix contest? 472 00:32:40,968 --> 00:32:42,833 Do you know how to make our country better? 473 00:32:43,008 --> 00:32:44,771 It's easy, two words... 474 00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:45,640 In 475 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,120 In the 476 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,800 In the Groove! 477 00:32:46,911 --> 00:32:47,839 That's three words. 478 00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:50,341 Don't be spanner. 'the' ain't any real word. 479 00:32:50,478 --> 00:32:51,642 It's just a prolonged 'da' 480 00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:53,245 In the Groove... 481 00:32:53,614 --> 00:32:56,400 The representative of Oslo will be taken out of the building. 482 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,000 Is it because I am a expert? 483 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:00,280 What the hell did you do to me? 484 00:33:01,088 --> 00:33:02,027 Re-step? 485 00:33:02,027 --> 00:33:04,896 I want this idiot immediately at my office in the morning - with his resignation. 486 00:33:04,896 --> 00:33:05,555 - Is it clear? - Yes, minister. 487 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,059 Enter. 488 00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:13,963 Listen. I know, it wasn't right. 489 00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:15,568 AIi, didn't you read the news? 490 00:33:27,018 --> 00:33:28,106 I can't believe that! 491 00:33:29,817 --> 00:33:31,789 They are writting about a dog, who can play DDR! 492 00:33:32,023 --> 00:33:33,714 AIi, journalists love you. 493 00:33:33,988 --> 00:33:35,615 But HOW can he press the hold arrow? 494 00:33:35,956 --> 00:33:38,584 AIi, Deputy Prime Minister and me were wondering... 495 00:33:38,897 --> 00:33:42,060 what if l asked you to join the Cabinet? 496 00:33:42,634 --> 00:33:45,933 No, think about it. Ali joins the Cabinet... 497 00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,363 the two of them are publicly aligned. 498 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:51,031 Ali slips up, he takes that old prat with him. 499 00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:52,805 Why would Ali join? 500 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,842 l've told the Prime Minister 501 00:33:54,842 --> 00:33:56,812 to offer to save his arcade centre. 502 00:33:57,649 --> 00:33:58,612 Are you mad? That would... 503 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:00,238 Let me finish. 504 00:34:00,448 --> 00:34:04,684 Offers to save his arcade centre, If Ali gets him ITG3 505 00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:05,881 from Chris. 506 00:34:06,658 --> 00:34:10,923 Now l is in the Cabinet and all, could l see the red button? 507 00:34:11,729 --> 00:34:12,560 Can l trust you? 508 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,328 - Yes. - All right. Here we are. 509 00:34:16,368 --> 00:34:21,703 One touch on that red button could erase the whole hi-score on all of the arcades. 510 00:34:22,173 --> 00:34:23,697 That is very interesting because... 511 00:34:23,907 --> 00:34:28,276 No! No! AIi please, stand away. 512 00:34:30,481 --> 00:34:31,778 Can't we erase something? 513 00:34:31,949 --> 00:34:32,881 Of course not. 514 00:34:33,016 --> 00:34:34,040 Please? - No. 515 00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:36,578 Something shitty like Crap-O-Cabs. - Ali 516 00:34:37,254 --> 00:34:39,449 I heard that there aren three sensors not working and da music isn't playin'. 517 00:34:39,657 --> 00:34:41,792 I took their keys from the music! 518 00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:43,657 Should't you give them back? 519 00:34:44,195 --> 00:34:46,322 Your first Cabinet meeting is Thursday. 520 00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:48,292 It's about asylum seekers. 521 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:53,137 I'm sending you on a fact-finding mission. 522 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,207 If someone will try to smuggle songs to DDR UK, 523 00:34:56,207 --> 00:34:58,141 He'll have to go through there... 524 00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:00,000 They even smuggle bg videos. 525 00:35:00,612 --> 00:35:01,703 Look at this crap. 526 00:35:03,747 --> 00:35:04,874 You'll be terrified. 527 00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:08,012 Look at the mess. 528 00:35:08,219 --> 00:35:09,981 30 Cobalt fluxes from the Eurocup. 529 00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:12,280 With cheated supertiming. 530 00:35:12,923 --> 00:35:14,516 That is terrible. 531 00:35:16,399 --> 00:35:18,000 Is there any skunk? 532 00:35:18,596 --> 00:35:21,223 Yes. In one of those CF was 21 kilos of this. 533 00:35:21,532 --> 00:35:24,024 Super skunk ever discovered. 534 00:35:27,171 --> 00:35:29,731 Over here are the confiscated weapons and this is where we keep... 535 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,199 You must have such a laugh here. 536 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,399 No, we don't. 537 00:35:43,554 --> 00:35:45,389 Next we have mountains of... 538 00:35:45,389 --> 00:35:48,290 the hardest songs on DDR, mostly by Xsoft ;). 539 00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:50,024 You don't want to see this... 540 00:35:50,395 --> 00:35:53,227 No! It's my job... 541 00:35:57,802 --> 00:36:00,840 I know. I'm sick od those 127-feet. 542 00:36:01,338 --> 00:36:03,637 Alright, I'm starting with the report, 543 00:36:03,941 --> 00:36:05,272 so if you'd fuck off. 544 00:36:05,776 --> 00:36:06,504 Certainly, sir. 545 00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:11,044 Westminster will be sending down expert-players to help with me research. 546 00:36:15,118 --> 00:36:16,915 Hello. We are the expert-players. 547 00:36:31,602 --> 00:36:34,663 Ali, tell us, what did you find out in Dover? 548 00:36:34,872 --> 00:36:38,171 Me saw a lot of stuff, most of it by Xsoft ;). 549 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:41,538 Most of these songs will kill the CPU .. 550 00:36:42,012 --> 00:36:43,173 He's right. 551 00:36:43,381 --> 00:36:45,348 By Xsoft, I experienced it myself. 552 00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:46,844 Respect. 553 00:36:47,151 --> 00:36:51,143 There were these two huge African men, 554 00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:55,348 Who managed to get 2 percent, and then their hands fell off... 555 00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:58,961 How long have they been trying? 556 00:36:59,129 --> 00:36:59,993 15 hours. 557 00:37:00,631 --> 00:37:02,030 Without a stop. It was incredibly emotional. 558 00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:03,199 That had to hurt... 559 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,080 Sure it hurts. 560 00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:06,401 Sorry. 561 00:37:07,572 --> 00:37:11,008 So Bacon, what are we going to do with those asylum seekers ? 562 00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,332 We can't let them all in. 563 00:37:13,977 --> 00:37:15,411 It would cripple the economy. 564 00:37:16,514 --> 00:37:17,445 Yes Ali? 565 00:37:17,749 --> 00:37:19,080 Let's think about this, yes? 566 00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:22,576 What's the main thing we ain't got enough of in the UK? 567 00:37:22,887 --> 00:37:23,614 Hospitals? 568 00:37:23,887 --> 00:37:24,354 No. 569 00:37:24,489 --> 00:37:25,250 Libraries? 570 00:37:25,389 --> 00:37:31,760 We ain't got enough fit women. And we've got too many nOObs. 571 00:37:32,229 --> 00:37:33,219 (at the arcades) 572 00:37:33,463 --> 00:37:38,993 So we let in all the fit refugees and turn away the rank ones? 573 00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:40,862 Then we solve both problems. 574 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:44,108 At least our freestyle would look better. 575 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,177 That's ridiculous. 576 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,076 Whatd'ya think? 577 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I think...we should In The Groove... 578 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,800 Fit. 579 00:37:55,199 --> 00:37:56,000 K. 580 00:37:58,556 --> 00:37:59,522 Wait. 581 00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:02,417 Back to Slovenia. 582 00:38:07,631 --> 00:38:10,032 Education standards are at their lowest for 15 years. 583 00:38:10,201 --> 00:38:13,727 That is because kids is learning stuff that ain't no use to them. 584 00:38:14,205 --> 00:38:17,173 Who here has ever used maths? 585 00:38:17,574 --> 00:38:18,405 Or English? 586 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,800 Exactly. 587 00:38:22,413 --> 00:38:25,143 Let's start making education relevant. 588 00:38:25,399 --> 00:38:30,399 If Kevin buys six arcades ITG2 with revision R21 from 589 00:38:30,399 --> 00:38:33,600 Positive Gaming, for 100000 dollars cash in hand 590 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,800 On the average of six customers an hour... 591 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,600 How much does he have to charge for the credit and what judge does he have to set, 592 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,600 to earn 100 dollars an hour and still letting discount for Czech DDR and Vierpfeile.de? 593 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:47,199 The situation in Northern lreland is spiralling 594 00:38:47,437 --> 00:38:48,302 out of control. 595 00:38:49,806 --> 00:38:53,435 The only way you is ever gonna get Hindus to stop killing lslams... 596 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,800 - In fact they are Catholics. - Is to strike the Protestants. 597 00:38:55,812 --> 00:38:56,939 All right then. 598 00:38:57,447 --> 00:39:02,510 ..is to get some really fit woman to get her boobies out for peace. 599 00:39:03,153 --> 00:39:04,552 - Prime Minister... - Not you, love. 600 00:39:05,088 --> 00:39:09,957 The army is costing the British taxpayer $4.2 billion a year. 601 00:39:10,661 --> 00:39:13,221 How will the government reduce this figure? 602 00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:16,693 We are gonna hire the A-Team. 603 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,600 Her Majesty the Queen. 604 00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:26,399 Your Majesty, may I introduce Ali G, the representative of parliament for Oslo? 605 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,600 Hello, cheeky. 606 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,800 You are much fitter than you look on them coins. 607 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,399 Next time I put a 50p piece in me pocket... 608 00:39:51,399 --> 00:39:55,399 I will feel honoured having you used for coin-line.. 609 00:39:56,759 --> 00:39:58,199 Nothing's working... 610 00:39:58,199 --> 00:40:00,000 Judge is on the highest level. 611 00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:06,441 The UK has a special relationship with the US... 612 00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:08,483 Do you like Bush? 613 00:40:08,618 --> 00:40:10,818 Bush is lame. 614 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,199 I wanna say, he didn't even send ITG for PS2, when I was ill... 615 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,000 Would you do a dance for me, please? 616 00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:24,800 Oh, my God. 617 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,199 That was "Do you mine"! Respect! 618 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,399 ...As Ali G's influence grows... 619 00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:33,199 ...The Queen says he's a breath of fresh air.... 620 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,600 ...Ali G mania sweeps the UK.... 621 00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:46,824 BUDGET 622 00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:47,891 At 12 o'clock, 623 00:40:47,891 --> 00:40:49,760 all of the arcades will be set on freeplay. 624 00:40:49,961 --> 00:40:54,762 To discourage their use, other times it will be 0.25 euro for one credit. 625 00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:57,758 And we'll turn off the menu timer. 626 00:40:58,268 --> 00:40:59,600 And the health service. 627 00:41:00,570 --> 00:41:03,665 marijuana will be made available free on the NHS 628 00:41:03,808 --> 00:41:05,435 for the treatment of chronic diseases. 629 00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:08,040 Such as itchy scrot. 630 00:41:10,647 --> 00:41:11,739 Furthermore... 631 00:41:11,983 --> 00:41:13,314 I am a fucking nOOb and... 632 00:41:20,122 --> 00:41:24,661 Prime minister, I'd like to, with all my respect... - Go on. 633 00:41:24,661 --> 00:41:30,735 fail butterfly on easy. Really. It will make me fell better. 634 00:41:30,735 --> 00:41:32,635 That's my favourite. 635 00:41:34,971 --> 00:41:37,720 I was a girl, wore a manga dress, and visited Kyle Ward. 636 00:41:38,342 --> 00:41:41,868 Honest, ask my mum! 637 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,199 War looms in Central Africa. 638 00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:57,399 Britain to host a peace conference.... 639 00:41:57,399 --> 00:42:02,000 A triumphant budget from Britain's most controversial MP... 640 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,720 It doesn't mean, that when you bought this fantastic dress, you'll be neglecting me for 3 months. 641 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,880 I know. 642 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,023 I've never been on anything like this before, 643 00:42:30,023 --> 00:42:32,723 So don't leave me alone tonigt. Clear? 644 00:42:32,725 --> 00:42:34,925 Don't worry, baby. 645 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,399 It's the Prime Minister! I saw him on TC. 646 00:42:42,399 --> 00:42:43,600 let me get his autograph. 647 00:42:44,737 --> 00:42:46,937 Boss, this is my Julie. 648 00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:50,076 President Wattana from Thailand. 649 00:42:50,076 --> 00:42:53,276 It is an honour to meet you. 650 00:42:53,399 --> 00:42:54,000 Thai, aight? Present. 651 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,800 Xuxa-egg... 652 00:42:55,816 --> 00:42:57,016 AIi, Let's move along. 653 00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:01,399 This is the Mongolian delegate. 654 00:43:02,399 --> 00:43:04,699 Are you a genuine mong? 655 00:43:04,699 --> 00:43:08,633 That is fantastic that you lot is also being represented here. 656 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,200 l will...go and get you... some nice...crayons. 657 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,960 Shall we carry on? 658 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,600 This is Borat from Kazakhstan. 659 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:28,999 Bless you. 660 00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:32,081 It is nice to meet you. 661 00:43:32,286 --> 00:43:34,486 Get off, you n00b! 662 00:43:34,687 --> 00:43:36,800 Ali, Ali... 663 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,899 ...you are a nooooob... 664 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,867 Bonjour. 665 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,199 Canape, sir? 666 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:27,540 My Julie. 667 00:44:30,145 --> 00:44:32,345 Julie. 668 00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:37,982 Hello? 669 00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:44,792 What you doing up here? 670 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:46,992 Why didn't you stay downstairs with that posh girl? 671 00:44:47,862 --> 00:44:50,062 We was talking about politics. 672 00:44:50,064 --> 00:44:53,264 I ain't interested, just shut up! 673 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:56,601 Really! Well, I won't speak no more. 674 00:45:02,044 --> 00:45:03,244 You really are a prat. 675 00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:05,399 Now, come here. 676 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:09,950 We can't. This is the PM's bedroom. 677 00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:13,786 Well... 678 00:45:15,324 --> 00:45:20,655 Why don't you pretend to be the Prime Minister? 679 00:45:20,828 --> 00:45:22,028 Hentai x3. 680 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,768 Ladies and gentlemen, please... 681 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:32,102 in advance of tomorrow's summit, 682 00:45:32,138 --> 00:45:35,074 I shall be having private talks with both parties. 683 00:45:35,074 --> 00:45:36,078 First, President Mwepu, 684 00:45:36,078 --> 00:45:39,637 Would you care to join me upstairs? - A pleasure. 685 00:45:40,048 --> 00:45:41,248 Thank you. 686 00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:16,381 I must say, l enjoyed that. 687 00:46:16,384 --> 00:46:18,184 So did l. 688 00:46:18,385 --> 00:46:20,715 l'm so glad we cleared PSMO. 689 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:27,195 Ladies and gentlemen,I want everyone here to know,that President Mwepu here is a very big man. 690 00:46:27,195 --> 00:46:30,499 And l would like you to know that the Prime Minister... 691 00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:32,034 was very hard. 692 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,635 But very straight. - Thank you. 693 00:46:34,635 --> 00:46:37,835 The president wanted 9-feet from the beginning. 694 00:46:38,406 --> 00:46:41,406 and I gotta tell you, he got even further. 695 00:46:41,610 --> 00:46:42,810 Yes, So Deep. 696 00:46:44,078 --> 00:46:45,913 Well, he slipped once or twice... 697 00:46:45,913 --> 00:46:51,145 I'm glad, that I can tell you, that we've done all the songs without a sweat. 698 00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:55,653 Yes, I liked all the songs you downloaded. 699 00:46:56,423 --> 00:46:59,189 Now President Oompeba, would you care to join me upstairs? 700 00:46:59,393 --> 00:47:02,593 No bloody way. 701 00:47:02,997 --> 00:47:04,997 Can l come? 702 00:47:13,941 --> 00:47:16,141 Come on, honey, let's go home. 703 00:47:16,443 --> 00:47:18,643 I'll cook you up your favourite. 704 00:47:18,991 --> 00:47:20,800 Angel Delight? 705 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,000 Yeah, bloodrush. 706 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,153 Mmmm. Bloodrush. 707 00:47:25,153 --> 00:47:30,318 This bit is for the girls, to show that I can be well sensitive. 708 00:47:31,092 --> 00:47:34,995 By the way, if any of you bitches is fit and into doggy... 709 00:47:35,163 --> 00:47:36,893 here is my mobile number. ( 778 - Vodafone) 710 00:47:38,332 --> 00:47:40,893 Callers must be over 16. 711 00:47:42,737 --> 00:47:44,937 But not by too much... 712 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,399 I can't. 713 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:50,699 They need me at the peace conference tomorrow. 714 00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:52,939 You what? 715 00:47:54,181 --> 00:47:55,705 What about the people who really need you? 716 00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:57,379 What about Foy? 717 00:47:58,018 --> 00:47:58,883 What about Kyle? 718 00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:00,979 What about me, AIi? 719 00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,489 Please come back to Oslo. 720 00:48:08,328 --> 00:48:10,923 The world is bigger than Oslo. 721 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,794 And I gotta save it. 722 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,802 You'll have to do it on your own, then. 723 00:48:19,372 --> 00:48:21,135 Julie? Julie? 724 00:48:25,796 --> 00:48:27,715 The goverment raised the votes. He leads by 18 points... 725 00:48:27,715 --> 00:48:29,909 We've gotta get rid of him before the arcade centre's saved. 726 00:48:30,084 --> 00:48:32,643 - What? l thought... - You thought?! 727 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:36,223 The US will do everything in its power 728 00:48:36,223 --> 00:48:38,852 to support Chad in its struggle against its neighbours. 729 00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:43,957 Russia will not allow this Western oppression to continue 730 00:48:46,899 --> 00:48:49,500 and, in order to support the ITG-Hacking-Community, 731 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:54,600 is prepared to crack all ITG HDD all over the world. 732 00:48:57,699 --> 00:49:00,199 Ali, Ali, Ali! 733 00:49:00,199 --> 00:49:02,799 Ammegon's breaking out, help. 734 00:49:02,799 --> 00:49:04,752 Sure, bro. 735 00:49:04,752 --> 00:49:06,776 The United States will not be intimidated. 736 00:49:07,187 --> 00:49:10,520 We will meet any show of force with our full hacking might! 737 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:31,600 You know why they is shouting? 738 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,747 They ain't been fed their teas. 739 00:49:33,747 --> 00:49:34,715 Come on, choppy chop. 740 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,560 (look who is on the right of the US) 741 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:51,364 In the name of all those who are in favour of sending lran to the gas station 742 00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:53,800 to get some DDR/ITG and chocolate. 743 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,790 Raise your hand. 744 00:49:59,907 --> 00:50:00,999 Damn. 745 00:50:04,699 --> 00:50:10,284 l'm sorry we invaded you. lt was really uncool. 746 00:50:10,284 --> 00:50:12,411 Who cares? lt's all in the past. 747 00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:15,790 If I was going to be invaded by anyone, 748 00:50:15,790 --> 00:50:17,417 I am happy it was you. 749 00:50:18,358 --> 00:50:23,227 You are really cool. You have nice clothes. 750 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:26,768 You saved my white ass, Ali. 751 00:50:26,768 --> 00:50:30,235 No problem, bredrin. Big up the herbal tea, aight? 752 00:50:31,504 --> 00:50:32,528 Hey, you, Britain! 753 00:50:36,276 --> 00:50:37,368 Respect. Quad Star. 754 00:50:39,179 --> 00:50:40,703 How does he do it? 755 00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:10,135 We're quite a team, Ali. 756 00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:13,413 Thanks to you we're 22 points ahead. 757 00:51:14,147 --> 00:51:15,751 l'm gonna save your arcade centre. 758 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,000 Wicked! Bo! Bo! Bo! 759 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,487 Check out all the Peperami! 760 00:51:20,487 --> 00:51:21,580 They're here because of you. 761 00:51:21,756 --> 00:51:22,949 For you - this is your moment. 762 00:51:30,965 --> 00:51:34,195 Will you comment on accusations that you drugged the world leaders? 763 00:51:37,437 --> 00:51:38,131 What the?!? 764 00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,264 Our evidence proves you're guilty. 765 00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:45,044 "Our evidence proves you're guilty.." 766 00:51:45,211 --> 00:51:46,270 This is just childish. 767 00:51:46,546 --> 00:51:47,979 "This is just childish." 768 00:51:48,215 --> 00:51:52,481 By employing this rhetorical tactic you incriminate yourself further. 769 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:56,050 "By...tactic...your father." 770 00:51:56,389 --> 00:51:58,858 This bag was sent to my office anonymously. 771 00:51:59,526 --> 00:52:02,189 Do you deny that you stole it from Customs & Excise? 772 00:52:02,463 --> 00:52:03,429 That could be anyone's. 773 00:52:03,764 --> 00:52:04,957 What does it have to do with me... 774 00:52:05,063 --> 00:52:07,500 Ali's stuff, DO NOT STEAL! 775 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,433 Gotta go. 776 00:52:10,237 --> 00:52:11,274 I am actually touching cloth. 777 00:52:11,274 --> 00:52:13,308 AIi! Ali! 778 00:52:13,308 --> 00:52:15,776 There goes your arcade centre. 779 00:52:16,010 --> 00:52:18,078 Clear your desk before you go. 780 00:52:18,078 --> 00:52:18,907 Prime Minister. 781 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,800 We'll miss you Ali. 782 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,480 I wish you more Extra stages. 783 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,280 We'll miss you Mr G. - Respect. 784 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,880 Better hold arrows. 785 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,480 Yasu. 786 00:53:17,003 --> 00:53:20,840 Up town girl > 787 00:54:39,052 --> 00:54:40,179 Bad day? 788 00:54:40,754 --> 00:54:41,685 Maybe I can help. 789 00:54:43,624 --> 00:54:45,147 ls it nippy outside? 790 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:46,489 Very. 791 00:54:48,729 --> 00:54:49,991 What is you doing here? 792 00:54:51,431 --> 00:54:52,227 Let me show you. 793 00:54:52,899 --> 00:54:54,389 So today's main news again. 794 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:58,004 The Prime Minister has resigned after the discovery of security tape 795 00:54:58,004 --> 00:55:02,042 showing him having perverse sexual intercourse 796 00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:03,566 with a prostitute. 797 00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:08,705 That's no prostitute, that's my girl! 798 00:55:09,082 --> 00:55:12,086 at 11 o'clock, the Deputy Prime Minister Myst 799 00:55:12,086 --> 00:55:14,076 will be the acting Prime Minister. 800 00:55:14,955 --> 00:55:16,923 That ain't fair, that weren't the PM. 801 00:55:17,558 --> 00:55:18,957 Where's the rest of the tape? 802 00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:21,625 My boss has locked it in a safe near 8 on the break, 803 00:55:21,794 --> 00:55:24,389 In his residence, where he's staying now... 804 00:55:24,665 --> 00:55:25,790 You won't get outta this. 805 00:55:26,165 --> 00:55:28,102 If you can keep your mouth shut, 806 00:55:28,102 --> 00:55:30,695 Myst will be grateful. 807 00:55:31,237 --> 00:55:37,040 Even I'll want to be grateful. 808 00:55:38,278 --> 00:55:44,046 All you must do is keep your mouth shut. 809 00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:53,850 I'm tuning up my engine, Ali. 810 00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,286 Fill me with petrol! 811 00:55:56,497 --> 00:55:59,625 l is gonna pump you with me five-star unleaded, aight! 812 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,360 Let me see your nozzle. 813 00:56:01,969 --> 00:56:02,594 What? 814 00:56:02,969 --> 00:56:04,096 You wanna see me knob? 815 00:56:04,538 --> 00:56:05,163 All right 816 00:56:45,078 --> 00:56:46,909 Full load please. 817 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,500 'ln tomorrow's phone-in, we ask, 818 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,199 'have you ever slept with a pig? l certainly have.' 819 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,092 And we'll find out what turns girls like this into slags.' 820 00:56:59,092 --> 00:57:01,425 No one calls me Julie a slag. 821 00:57:02,762 --> 00:57:03,786 Come to mama. 822 00:57:15,441 --> 00:57:17,239 Take them off. 823 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:28,480 #TITLE:Superstar 824 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:28,640 #TITLE:Superstar #ARTIST:Jamelia 825 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:28,880 #TITLE:Superstar #ARTIST:Jamelia #MP3:Jamelia - 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925 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:43,240 -> 926 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,320 -> 927 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:43,400 -> G 928 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:43,480 -> Go 929 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:43,560 -> Got 930 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:43,640 -> Got 931 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:43,720 -> Got a 932 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:43,800 -> Got a 933 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:43,880 -> Got a f 934 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:43,960 -> Got a fe 935 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,040 -> Got a fel 936 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:44,120 -> Got a fell 937 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:44,200 -> Got a felli 938 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:44,280 -> Got a fellin 939 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:44,360 -> Got a felling 940 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:44,440 -> Got a felling 941 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:44,520 -> Got a felling I 942 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:44,600 -> Got a felling I' 943 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:44,680 -> Got a felling I'l 944 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:44,760 -> Got a felling I'll 945 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:44,840 -> Got a felling I'll 946 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:44,920 -> Got a felling I'll s 947 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:45,000 -> Got a felling I'll se 948 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,080 -> Got a felling I'll se 949 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:45,160 -> Got a felling I'll se y 950 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:45,240 -> Got a felling I'll se yo 951 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:45,320 -> Got a felling I'll se you 952 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:45,400 -> Got a felling I'll se you 953 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:45,480 -> Got a felling I'll se you l 954 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:45,560 -> Got a felling I'll se you la 955 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,640 -> Got a felling I'll se you lat 956 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:45,720 -> Got a felling I'll se you late 957 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:45,800 -> Got a felling I'll se you later 958 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,720 -> Got a felling I'll se you later. 959 00:57:51,512 --> 00:57:52,500 This ain't right. Here... 960 00:57:53,379 --> 00:57:56,576 Set it to bumpy and finish yourself off. 961 00:58:13,566 --> 00:58:15,735 Open up! Yo, blood, l need your help. 962 00:58:15,735 --> 00:58:17,399 Everyone's calling me Julie a slag. 963 00:58:17,399 --> 00:58:20,399 They heard about our three-header? 964 00:58:20,399 --> 00:58:22,141 What three-header? 965 00:58:22,141 --> 00:58:24,643 Ale nic. Anyways, l can prove she ain't. 966 00:58:24,643 --> 00:58:27,546 Bredrin, we gotta restart Drive-By SM. What ya say? 967 00:58:31,552 --> 00:58:34,919 Drive-By SM is back! 968 00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:42,727 This is Drive-By SM! 969 00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:44,556 the sound of the ghetto, from deep of the gangster's heart. 970 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,802 What was that? 971 00:58:57,110 --> 00:58:58,441 Insomnia. 972 00:59:01,647 --> 00:59:05,641 Hear me now, gangstas. There is some serious shit going down. 973 00:59:06,153 --> 00:59:08,177 The Prime Minister, check it, 974 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,655 has been chucked out by a dude 975 00:59:10,891 --> 00:59:12,449 who is an incredible noob (that rhymes, yo ^_^) 976 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,280 He is devilishhh! He is even better 977 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,600 He is devilishhh! He is even better than DukAmok!! 978 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:16,880 o.O 979 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,760 To get the Prime Minister back in, 980 00:59:19,233 --> 00:59:22,530 me needs to get hold of this tape of me knobbing me bitch. 981 00:59:24,036 --> 00:59:28,133 lf you help me rescue this video, we can save the country. 982 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,199 Plus you will see Julie's dedicab! 983 00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,100 Wicked! 984 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:39,300 That is why l is calling all of you to end this StepMix contest. 985 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,056 There has been enough brothers slain. 986 00:59:42,056 --> 00:59:43,852 So put down your slowdowns, 987 00:59:44,391 --> 00:59:46,689 lay down your mines, 988 00:59:46,895 --> 00:59:53,480 and unite into one massive... massive. 989 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,560 DDR UK 990 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,120 VierPfeile.de 991 00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,000 [_________] <> 992 00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,240 [_______o_] <> 993 00:59:59,240 --> 00:59:59,480 [___g___o_] <> 994 00:59:59,480 --> 00:59:59,720 [___g_e_o_] <> 995 00:59:59,720 --> 00:59:59,960 [_l_g_e_o_] <> 996 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,200 [_lag_e_o_] <> 997 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:00,440 [_lag_e_ox] <> 998 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:00,680 [_lague_ox] <-> 999 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:00,920 [Plague_ox] <--> 1000 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,160 [Plaguefox] <----> 1001 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,160 [Plaguefox] 1002 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,120 And me never thought me would ever say this... 1003 01:00:07,348 --> 01:00:09,960 but big up the... 1004 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,720 IT 1005 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,600 ITG 1006 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,480 ITG Freak 1007 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,880 Ali, what you doing, man? 1008 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,400 Even though you are llamazz.. 1009 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,828 lf you join us, then l is prepared to hand over 1010 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,240 on ITG2 arcade with R21 1011 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:39,899 And I left you customize song options turned on... 1012 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,600 Here it is, here it is! lf you is joining 1013 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,800 this military operation, meet up in camouflage 1014 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,500 and combat equipped! Meeting point is the Arcade centre of sherl0ck, 1015 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,826 nine tomorrow morning. 1016 01:00:52,826 --> 01:00:55,522 That's a bit early. Can we make it 12? 1017 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,960 Sorry l is late. 1018 01:01:04,973 --> 01:01:07,669 But there was something on the telly about Dancing-monkeys. 1019 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,520 It was real funneh... 1020 01:01:14,649 --> 01:01:17,344 Respect for wearing camouflage. 1021 01:01:17,951 --> 01:01:20,147 lt will help you go undetected. 1022 01:01:21,155 --> 01:01:24,419 Now, let's go to Konami and rescue that tape. 1023 01:01:24,659 --> 01:01:26,080 Let's do it for Stepmania. 1024 01:01:26,294 --> 01:01:27,487 Let's do this for me Julie's Dedicabs. 1025 01:01:27,961 --> 01:01:29,520 And let's do this for ITG! 1026 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:31,760 Select - Start! 1027 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,800 Select - Start! Select - Start! 1028 01:01:45,379 --> 01:01:48,213 Now listen. l has drawn up a detailed plan of Chequers. 1029 01:01:48,683 --> 01:01:51,584 The tape is in the PM's office, in a safe. 1030 01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:55,387 First up, Foy, Kyle and me will go in. 1031 01:01:55,822 --> 01:01:57,221 WinDue, you stay here. 1032 01:01:57,657 --> 01:01:58,989 We's gonna be like the A-Team. 1033 01:02:00,899 --> 01:02:02,699 And I is B. A. Baraccas! 1034 01:02:02,699 --> 01:02:05,199 Ni, I wanna be B. A. Baraccas! 1035 01:02:05,399 --> 01:02:09,000 But l is very much like him. "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" 1036 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,199 - "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" - What? 1037 01:02:11,199 --> 01:02:12,399 "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" 1038 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,199 "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" 1039 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" 1040 01:02:17,399 --> 01:02:20,800 "I ain't gettin' of the arcade!" - That's James Brown! 1041 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,440 You'll be Anubis. And Kyle, you'll be Zodiac. 1042 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,920 What do we do? 1043 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,899 Stay here and we all hide 1044 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,600 and blend into the natural habitat. 1045 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,320 Then, when it gets dark, me will make the secret signal. 1046 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,600 Then tune all your radios 1047 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,560 to the best music by Kyle Ward and crank up the volume to the maxX. 1048 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,400 This will bring out the guards 1049 01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:00,280 and at that point we will use our cunning to overpower them. 1050 01:03:19,506 --> 01:03:21,064 - Sir? - What's going on? 1051 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,780 l'm sure it's nothing but l've sent some men out. 1052 01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:27,770 l want MaxXUnlimited security. Patrol the house. 1053 01:03:32,286 --> 01:03:35,743 The Great Hall is exactly like the arena in Zelda Twilight Princess. 1054 01:03:35,889 --> 01:03:38,187 You understand? Like on Nintendo Wiiiii. 1055 01:03:38,391 --> 01:03:42,556 So, Kyle, you'll run through the Hyrule field, then down around the Epona 1056 01:03:42,729 --> 01:03:43,991 and you'll stay at the save point. And there you'll camp... 1057 01:03:48,703 --> 01:03:51,471 lf that don't work, we must somehow find the way 1058 01:03:51,471 --> 01:03:53,235 over the reverse-rolls floor. 1059 01:03:53,508 --> 01:03:55,532 If we miss a rolls, we're dead! 1060 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:56,760 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>| |<<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1061 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,040 |> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>| |<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <| 1062 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,320 |>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >| |< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<| 1063 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:57,600 |>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<<| 1064 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:57,880 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1065 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,160 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1066 01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:58,440 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>| |<<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1067 01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:58,720 |> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>| |<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <| 1068 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,000 |>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >| |< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<| 1069 01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,280 |>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<<| 1070 01:03:59,280 --> 01:03:59,560 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1071 01:03:59,560 --> 01:03:59,840 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1072 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:00,120 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>| |<<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1073 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,400 |> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>| |<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <| 1074 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:00,680 |>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >| |< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<| 1075 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:00,960 |>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<<| 1076 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:01,240 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1077 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:01,520 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> | | <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1078 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:01,560 | >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>| |<<< <<< <<< <<< <<< <<< | 1079 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:01,720 ==|>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> |== ==| <<< <<< <<< <<< <<<|== 1080 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:01,840 =====| >>> >>> >>> >>|===== =====|<< <<< <<< <<< |===== 1081 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:01,960 ========| >>> >>> |======== ========| <<< <<< |======== 1082 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:02,080 ===========|>> >|=========== ===========|< <|=========== 1083 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:02,200 =============||============= =============||============= 1084 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:02,320 ------------------------|------------------------ ------------------------|------------------------ 1085 01:04:09,723 --> 01:04:11,054 Nothing. We'll keep on looking. 1086 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,592 Next up, we is gotta go through the laser room. 1087 01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:18,729 Kyle, you'll use your special skills to help us through.. 1088 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:38,653 Remember, if we break any beams 1089 01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:39,854 it will set the alarms off, so extra careful. 1090 01:04:39,854 --> 01:04:42,344 Now, let's do it. 1091 01:05:15,356 --> 01:05:17,440 This must be the PM's office. 1092 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:18,887 The tape is in there. 1093 01:05:22,629 --> 01:05:25,098 lntruders in my office. This is a terrorist attack. 1094 01:05:25,499 --> 01:05:28,695 Shoot on sight! Repeat, shoot on sight! 1095 01:05:31,072 --> 01:05:34,838 - Ah, safe. - Yeah, safe, man. - No, the safe. 1096 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,500 - Yeah, l is safe. Open that. - Ali, this safe. - Yeah, l is feeling fine. 1097 01:05:41,548 --> 01:05:42,413 - The safe, the safe. - Yeah, man, l is safe! - Behind you! 1098 01:05:49,389 --> 01:05:52,350 Hold on. l thought you couldn't speak. 1099 01:05:52,627 --> 01:05:56,620 l've just always been terribly embarrassed about my voice... 1100 01:05:56,864 --> 01:05:58,455 All right, don't go on about it. 1101 01:05:58,766 --> 01:06:00,028 Stop giving it all that... 1102 01:06:00,635 --> 01:06:04,661 Now, if me can just interrupt your life story for one second... 1103 01:06:06,808 --> 01:06:08,199 No.. I got it.. 1104 01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:10,199 let's tie these geezers up and get that safe open. 1105 01:06:15,782 --> 01:06:18,485 No and no. Wait. l got it. Link up the batteries of all the cars outside, 1106 01:06:18,485 --> 01:06:21,721 transfer the current through a human chain 1107 01:06:21,721 --> 01:06:23,086 and blow the safe open! 1108 01:06:23,256 --> 01:06:24,554 Won't we get electricalocuted? 1109 01:06:24,824 --> 01:06:27,862 We'll fry the batteries, but we won't get fried if the chain won't be broken, 1110 01:06:27,862 --> 01:06:29,963 cos we all wear rubber-soled sport boots for the arcade, right? 1111 01:06:29,963 --> 01:06:31,453 Trust me, l got a D in physics. 1112 01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:35,199 Wicked. l'll text them. 1113 01:06:39,488 --> 01:06:42,488 mk cr b82rez 2g4 1114 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:49,400 No, b-eight-two-rez - be-attories, batteries. 1115 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,854 2-geh-4 - together... 1116 01:06:54,854 --> 01:06:56,947 Me was trying to save time. 1117 01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:00,160 n00b. 1118 01:07:14,941 --> 01:07:16,169 Switch on the engine, pass it on. 1119 01:07:16,377 --> 01:07:17,639 Switch on the engine, pass it on. 1120 01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:21,443 Your voice! Switch on the engine, pass it on. 1121 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,480 Oh my god, they screwed up TLOM. 1122 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,680 What? 1123 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,920 Should l turn the engine on? 1124 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:35,960 Yeah. 1125 01:08:19,774 --> 01:08:22,140 - Peace, man. - Peace. 1126 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,000 ITG FREAK CZECH DDR 1127 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:35,500 - The tape ain't here. - What you talkin' 'bout? 1128 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,700 Look for yourself. 1129 01:08:38,024 --> 01:08:40,584 It's just some photographs... 1130 01:08:44,365 --> 01:08:45,600 And... 1131 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,840 A map of Oslo. 1132 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:55,467 Jah Ras Tafari, Haile Selassie. They is extending Airport. 1133 01:08:55,608 --> 01:08:59,044 That means... they is gonna destroy Oslo. 1134 01:09:00,012 --> 01:09:02,482 And they is starting in... three hours. 1135 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:05,544 Two hours, 57 minutes, to be precise. 1136 01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:13,294 Why build it over Oslo? 1137 01:09:13,294 --> 01:09:16,657 Because l have bought 600 acres of land there. Give me those. 1138 01:09:20,266 --> 01:09:24,665 Don't try escaping because this room doubles as a nuclear bunker. 1139 01:09:24,799 --> 01:09:28,000 lt is completely impenetrable to the outside world. 1140 01:09:30,044 --> 01:09:31,875 And l've forgotten to put on the food supply. 1141 01:09:32,044 --> 01:09:35,104 Why don't you nip out now and stick it on? 1142 01:09:35,983 --> 01:09:38,314 You really are unbelievably stupid. 1143 01:09:47,761 --> 01:09:48,556 Oi! Knob-end! 1144 01:09:51,365 --> 01:09:53,265 - What? - Give me them plans. 1145 01:10:01,575 --> 01:10:06,067 - Or what? - Or nipple cripple, that's what. 1146 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:13,600 Chinese burn! 1147 01:10:24,365 --> 01:10:26,959 You hurt my nose, you fucking nutcase. 1148 01:10:34,475 --> 01:10:36,532 I know it's not funny, but you should look behind you, 1149 01:10:36,810 --> 01:10:39,572 because there is about 1000 hentai girls... 1150 01:10:45,052 --> 01:10:47,600 Look, behind you! There's one in a neko costume! 1151 01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:51,000 What? You wanna see a Para Para dance? 1152 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,400 And look, she even hes a tail, a bell, ears and nails.. 1153 01:10:56,200 --> 01:11:00,600 Look, there's Ole Hoie Petter himself... 1154 01:11:01,099 --> 01:11:04,100 And he wants to pay us the tournament prizes... 1155 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:07,600 and sponsorship... That's... 1156 01:11:08,608 --> 01:11:09,665 ls you gonna hit me again? 1157 01:11:17,051 --> 01:11:18,516 Now l'm going to shoot you. 1158 01:11:48,181 --> 01:11:50,774 This is from the people of Oslo. 1159 01:11:59,491 --> 01:12:00,685 Ooh. l think l followed through. 1160 01:12:01,995 --> 01:12:03,156 Me Julie, you there? 1161 01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:04,762 Me know what you must think of me. 1162 01:12:05,132 --> 01:12:06,798 I was like ITG Freak member. 1163 01:12:06,798 --> 01:12:10,358 l been a piece of knob cheese but me got to save Oslo with your help 1164 01:12:10,971 --> 01:12:12,438 ...and l has shat meself... 1165 01:12:14,306 --> 01:12:16,274 Shit.! Foyboy and KaW. 1166 01:12:29,056 --> 01:12:30,455 WTF? O_o 1167 01:12:33,060 --> 01:12:36,762 We thought if we was gonna die we might as well give it a go. 1168 01:12:36,762 --> 01:12:38,286 Well, what's it like? 1169 01:12:38,463 --> 01:12:39,523 lt's not bad. 1170 01:12:39,733 --> 01:12:42,361 Kyle? Quite nice, actually. 1171 01:12:42,970 --> 01:12:43,994 We'll talk about this later. 1172 01:12:44,338 --> 01:12:45,564 Now, we gotta save Oslo. 1173 01:12:46,673 --> 01:12:49,004 Two minutes, see you in the car... Be quick. 1174 01:12:49,241 --> 01:12:52,709 The Feds is coming and you don't want to finish up inside. 1175 01:13:22,508 --> 01:13:24,600 I wouldn't do that if I was you... 1176 01:13:25,145 --> 01:13:29,241 AIi! I love you! 1177 01:13:29,983 --> 01:13:32,213 JuIie! 1178 01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:35,349 Hello. 1179 01:13:35,556 --> 01:13:36,544 Ignore him. Start the demolition. 1180 01:13:37,124 --> 01:13:38,216 Wait! Don't listen to him! 1181 01:13:38,592 --> 01:13:40,991 He's a criminal. And not even the good kind 1182 01:13:41,128 --> 01:13:42,527 that sell drugs or do drive-bys... 1183 01:13:43,596 --> 01:13:46,588 l is got proof here that he is trying to destroy Oslo. 1184 01:13:47,399 --> 01:13:50,060 So what? lt's a shithole. 1185 01:13:50,169 --> 01:13:52,137 - Arrest them. - Oh, shit 1186 01:13:52,773 --> 01:13:53,762 We is going to jail. 1187 01:13:54,241 --> 01:13:57,802 Every day for the next 20 years we'll get bummed in the showers... 1188 01:14:00,379 --> 01:14:02,709 Hold it. Release him. 1189 01:14:03,415 --> 01:14:04,799 Under what authority? 1190 01:14:04,799 --> 01:14:06,299 l'm the acting Prime Minister. 1191 01:14:06,587 --> 01:14:07,713 You are the disgraced one. 1192 01:14:08,887 --> 01:14:10,116 Disgraced by you. 1193 01:14:10,858 --> 01:14:15,600 And this tape proves it. 1194 01:14:13,725 --> 01:14:15,024 Charlene Sr. - No, Myst. 1195 01:14:15,762 --> 01:14:17,628 When l first entered politics, 1196 01:14:18,265 --> 01:14:20,495 it was to create a better world, 1197 01:14:21,133 --> 01:14:24,571 a world of honesty, truth and accuracy. 1198 01:14:25,705 --> 01:14:28,800 But somewhere along the way, I lost that little paper with arcade timing... 1199 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:32,342 Not even in a dream can I remember where it is. But I started searching on the internet... 1200 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:33,960 and I found... 1201 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,360 Boring! 1202 01:14:36,516 --> 01:14:37,379 Arrest them. 1203 01:14:39,386 --> 01:14:41,250 Enjoy your life with this nOOb. 1204 01:14:41,588 --> 01:14:43,213 You two deserve each other. 1205 01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:45,559 Piss off. 1206 01:14:46,426 --> 01:14:50,299 We're not going to build Terminal 5 over Oslo. 1207 01:14:50,299 --> 01:14:53,299 - We'll demolish Slough instead. - Wicked! 1208 01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,967 As of now l need a new Deputy Prime Minister. 1209 01:14:55,967 --> 01:14:57,664 How do you feel about being my right-hand man? 1210 01:14:58,939 --> 01:15:00,802 Right-hand man! Batty boy, batty boy! 1211 01:15:03,443 --> 01:15:07,504 - What do you say, Ali? - l has shown you the way. 1212 01:15:09,016 --> 01:15:11,576 You'll have to carry on the journey by yourself now. 1213 01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:13,822 As for me, l is gonna stick with me posse 1214 01:15:13,822 --> 01:15:16,951 and me bi... me lady. 1215 01:15:29,866 --> 01:15:30,866 THE END 1216 01:15:32,399 --> 01:15:35,799 Ahem. Actually, there is one thing you could do for me. 1217 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:39,000 British Embassy Jamaica 1218 01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:42,799 Mr Ambassador. 1219 01:15:46,799 --> 01:15:48,799 Your crop is ready for inspection. 1220 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:49,600 Fantastic! (perfectly timed ;) ) 1221 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,600 Good morning, Ambassador. 1222 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:05,600 Ambassador, will you try the harvest? 1223 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:24,399 This is good shit. 1224 01:16:24,799 --> 01:16:26,600 The man from Oslo, he say yeah! 1225 01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,000 lce, please. 1226 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:49,000 - Ali, this is a great Jacuzzi. - That ain't a Jacuzzi. 1227 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:52,600 Sorry. 1228 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,000 -freestyle- 1229 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,120 -Drummania- 1230 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,899 Bring her in. 1231 01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:26,200 Dance for me, bitch! 1232 01:17:38,771 --> 01:17:41,299 This is how we do it... 1233 01:17:41,299 --> 01:17:44,200 Me Julie, me got something to ask you. 1234 01:17:47,799 --> 01:17:52,700 Will you make me the happiest man in the world? 1235 01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:57,700 Yeah, l will. 1236 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:01,360 Let me play Zodiac with her! 1237 01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:12,725 THE REAL END 1238 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,899 So, what did you think of the film? 1239 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,500 lt weren't bad, was it? 1240 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,799 lt was easily better than Harry Potter, 1241 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,100 which me thought was very childish. 1242 01:18:27,299 --> 01:18:30,899 lf you is watching this, Potter, l is better than you. 1243 01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:33,100 You probably ain't even slept with a girl. 1244 01:18:33,799 --> 01:18:38,600 l has slept with three. And l got one of them to play with herself. 1245 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:43,600 Whatever you thought of this film, please tell your mates it was wicked 1246 01:18:43,899 --> 01:18:48,299 cos if this flops, me won't be able to get me nan a new CF. 1247 01:18:48,399 --> 01:18:51,399 So the choice is yours. No pressure... 1248 01:18:51,899 --> 01:18:57,000 Nan, come tell them you play DDR too... What? You is fallen over again? 1249 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,200 What? You don't know how to start the song again? 1250 01:19:00,299 --> 01:19:04,299 Don't cry there, all mashed up, a lump of bones! Press START! 1251 01:19:04,399 --> 01:19:09,399 Me will get you the cash to make it better, somehow... 1252 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:16,700 Don't be selfish. Join us in Czech DDR and all. 1253 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,280 //Czech DDR 1254 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:27,440 //Czech DDR Xsoft 1255 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:31,400 http://ddr.pocitac.com 1256 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:35,880 http://ddrforum.pocitac.com 1257 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:40,280 http://dance.pocitac.com 1258 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:44,760 http://czech-ddr.info 1259 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,960 http://www.stepmania.com 1260 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,360 http://www.google.com 1261 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:57,360 ... and so(ws) on ...